Archive for May, 2007

29
May
07

How to frustrate your Doctor!

Received this as a forward today, so thought of sharing with you folks.

A man comes running to the doctor shouting and screaming in pain “Please doctor, you’ve got to help me. I’ve been stung by a bee.”

DOCTOR: “Don’t worry; I’ll put some cream on it.”

MAN: “You will never find that bee. It must be miles away by now.”

DOCTOR: “No, you don’t understand! I’ll put some ream on the place you were stung.”

MAN: “Oh! It happened in the garden where I was sitting under a tree.”

DOCTOR (in anger): “No, no, you IDIOT! I mean on which part of your body
did that bee sting.”

MAN (still screaming in pain): “On my finger! The bee stung me on my
finger and it really hurts.”

DOCTOR : “Ok.Which one?”

MAN (innocently): “How would I know? All bees look the same to me.”

I hope you enjoyed reading it :P

28
May
07

*Solution* Video

Here is a video from Hillsong United’s latest album All Of The Above.

I sincerely hope that it will be a blessing to you!

28
May
07

Are You a Good Girl or a Bad Girl?


You Are a Good Girl


You are 70% Good and 30% Bad

Generally speaking, you’re a very good girl.

(But you don’t have us totally fooled!)

Are You a Good Girl or a Bad Girl?
28
May
07

Are You Romantic or Realistic?


You Are A Romantic


You life your life like a fairy tale… or at least you try to.
Living for magical moments, you believe there’s only one true love for you.
Love is the most important thing in your life, and you don’t take it for granted.
Your perfect match loves to be in love as much as you do!

 

Are You Romantic or Realistic?